Your New Phone

Your new phone

Could send Neil

To the moon

And render

A T-Rex

You could learn

Japanese

Look up ‘quantum freeze’

Watch people

Having sex

It can answer

Every question

Access all

Information

Deepen your

Obsession

Worsen your

Depression

The touch

Starts to slow

The cracks

Start to show

You’re older

Than you were

When you bought

Your new phone

Your new phone

Is old now

Time to buy

A new phone